"What's the big deal? They're five dollar sunglasses and if I drop them on the pavement, so what?"
The problem is when you don a pair of cheap sunglasses you're actually causing permanent damage to your eyes.
Cheap glasses are tinted, so your irises dilate to allow in more light. But cheap sunglasses do not block UV rays, so more light is not a good thing. You're better off squinting.
If you think I'm sitting next to a real person, you should make an appointment and get a quality pair of prescription sunglasses.
Yes, that is a month's supply of Panko, with a week's supply of Dilettante chocolate. The combination of these two foods are proven to contain vitamin D and more beta Carotenes than carrots. Okay, I made that part up, but you'll never convince my wife that Chocolate is not food, don't even try.
The main thing is ––It's time to upgrade. "Get rid of those cheap shades Mr. Panko man.